I don’t feel like posting a word today. So, here is one of my all-time favorite jokes about the English language.
Maybe. I can’t tell if it’s a joke or if it’s true.
The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
Sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Eat and drink whatever you like.
Speaking English is what kills you.
