I spend a lot of time grading Latin and Greek homework. Every now and then, someone asks… “Why not hire someone to help you?”
 
I have watched business owning friends of mine hire and fire incessantly.
 
No, thanks. I’ll save myself some time and just do it myself. Meanwhile, this Christmas season, you might consider sponsoring the people I will not hire:
I will continue looking for someone who could carry a message to Garcia.   I will not look with much anticipation, though.