I usually keep some cash hidden in my car.  And, an extra house key.  And, a ninja grappling hook.

Okay.  I don’t have a ninja grappling hook.  But, I have always wanted one.  Today is my 44th birthday.  Perhaps I will order one.  I have waited long enough.

I don’t want anyone to find the cash in my car.  I especially don’t want anyone to find the key to my house.

Of course, if someone broke into my home I am afraid they would likely be quite disappointed.  We don’t own too many electronics.  We don’t have much cash lying around.  Our phones are old.  And, since I wasn’t into Star Wars as a kid, we don’t have a collection of vintage Star Wars figurines.

But, if there are robbers out there eager to make off with a pile of Latin and Greek books, my home is treasure island.

I worry about this every night.  Throughout the country, there is a resurgent interest in Latin.  I know it’s only a matter of time before my home is invaded.

At least the cash in my car will be safe.  It is hidden in plain sight

.My cars are old.  Every one of them has a can of WD-40 tossed under the driver’s seat.  But, here’s the cool part.  They are not cans of WD-40.  They are safes.  Check this out: http://amzn.to/2rCimdu

If you need to hide some valuables, stuff them in one of these secret safes.

Oh, one more thing.  If you have kids like my kids, then you need to find a way to hide your chocolate stash.  You should be able to find a safe large enough on this page.  I recommend the dictionary: http://amzn.to/2q3lLRk

Have a happy Saturday!
Dwane Thomas


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