Learn Latin, Greek, or English vocabulary derived from Latin and Greek. That is a mouthful.

Online class enrollment begins this Friday!

Just like HealthCare.gov, enrollment will remain open for a while. UnlikeHealthCare.gov, I will not force you to join a class whether you want to or not. Also, I will not levy a penalty against you if you do not join.

I will, however, chant an ancient Roman curse over your Facebook page. “Omnes infantes tui nudi nascantur…”

It means, “May all your children be born naked…”